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||[Oct. 15th, 2010|06:50 pm]
I have taken my nipples for granted far too long. (Seth W.- I haven't.)
Just fyi, my nipples are fabulous. Chances are, you probably haven't seen them, but I assure you, they are. (Seth W.- Yes, they are.)
If my nipples ever inverted, I don't know what I'd do.
Being that I'm batshit insane, I'd probably consider removal. However, then I'd have scars. The only obvious solution would be tattoos or piercings. I'd probably just get blobs or something where my nipples once were. Then maybe just random piercings through the then flattened skin. (Seth W.- Ooh, we can match!)
...Obviously, I'm terrified of nipple change.
Goddamn fucking terrified.
I'm sorry for all the horrible things I've done to you, nipples. All the bleeding and the chemical burns. I'm so fucking sorry. And I wish I could take all of it back.
Also, I have the amphibians. Froggies and a salamamander. And I think I have two decent setups. The froggies, Kerochan and Keropon, love theirs, and are trying to have babies to enjoy it with them. That displeases me. Eduardo is mad that I moved his house and he is just staring at me all I HATE YOU. He secretly likes it though. I know he's been using it all when he's not looking since he's made such a mess and hasn't been hiding in the water.
But that's okay. Since he hasn't ever given me salmonella. (Seth W.- Wait, you had salmonella?)
Unlike the froggies.
Salmonella hoarding bastards.
They're lucky they're goddamn adorable. (Seth W.- Oh yeah. Now I remember.)