Dude, its like, Christmas Eve man.

[Edit:] OMG THIS IS MY 500TH POST.


Would you blitzkrieg with a mouse? Would you blitzkrieg in a house?
--My rendition of the Major's speech in Hellsing Ultimate.
(WTF, you can make your own Nazi vampire speech, it has a karaoke of it.)


HAHAHAHAHAHA

My Yinghua Sync Ratio is over 400%.

So like, as a brilliantly horrible idea while I was using stumble upon with Jennifer, I decided we must make a Snuggie for Yinghua.

Apparently, five hours later in the weee morning, Yinghua told Jennifer they must make a Snuggie for me.

Yesterday, a week or so after we laid our brilliantly horrible plan, I went to the frabic store and Hobby Lobby with Jennifer to do get supplies. I came home, and proceeded to make a blanket with sleeves. I messed up badly, but fixed my mistakes SO WELL that they became features instead. Oh yeah. (It made it BETTER that way.)

About right there, I realized, Jennifer was WAY too good at this ninja thing. Could she possibly be doing the same thing to me? I didn't think much on this though, because I SUDDENLY realized I was WASTED. Apparently opiates plus bacterial treatments FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. Who would have thought?

(Previously in the day, I was all cool, doing the things my mother decided I must do for Christmas, until I had the sudden realization that I was in DIRE PAIN. I seemed to be getting an INFECTION FROM HELL that I'm apparently very prone to, and took bacteriYUMS and pain killers since JESUS FUCK IT HURT. I curled up in bed mentally screaming WHY MUST I DIE SO DAMNED SLOW until Jennifer showed up and dragged me out of bed.)


So I woke up the next day (see: today.) and went with Yinghua, Jennifer and their mom to North Star. (OMG WE WENT TO THE MALL.) So we exchanged gifts in my driveway, and I started opening hers, so which I went CRAP, DID I OPEN THE WRONG ONE?! UNPOSSIBLE!!

Yinghua and I like, got eachother the SAME handmade gift.
I mean like, down to the SAME FABRIC.
Apparently, our reactions were hilarious.

She go me Hellsing Ultimate 4, which I had been wanting to buy for months BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET ME SINCE SHE BOUGHT IT ALREADY. So now I have it YAY.

I got her a bunny I made named KARUME, who's name she must romanize herself. Also, a gift card.

So we went to EZ's and then TO THE MALL. Yinghua and I had NEVER BEEN TO THE MALL TOGETHER. So this is special.

They had a tea shop with yucky tea, and expensive cups. Some were REALLY nice, but, yeah, I think I saw an $80 cup, It wasn't that great either.

We wandered through department stores, at which I eventually bought my mother and aunt little figurines. I'm pretty sure my mom will like hers, she used to do ceramics and stuff, and has lots of them around the house. (I got one of those painted ponies things. Her's is an indian one with silver and turquoise jewelry, and I know she likes that.) I got my aunt one of those faceless angels with wire wings hugging a puppy. Yes, I could have gotten her a wedding one, but one, they all had kids, something they DON'T have, and what if they get divorced? Now really.

While we were horsie shopping, a lady who worked there came to move the display of faceless angels. She started pulling, and they started falling off and breaking, and she was like OH SHIT, so obviously, she KEPT PULLING and raking in the little faceless angel casualties.

Jennifer not only pressured me into GOING into Hot Topic, but made me buy things. D: I got a little Gir for my phone. How adorable.

We went to Books A Million, where I bought Le Chevalier d'Eon. It's kinda Goth-Loli and really pretty, but I have NO IDEA what's going on since I don't wanna take the time to read it, not to mention I bought book six. I find it notable that they list their historical/religious references in back, but most of them are so silly I dont' see the point.

I got Dali books I don't need since my sister does for her holiday project for Spanish. (Apparently she had a choice between Frieda Kahlo and Dali, and his moustache wasn't as horrible as her unibrow. Yes, this was her reasoning.) Next to the art books, they had eh paint sets, one of which was TINY. I was gonna get it for Eric, but then I remembered HE ALREADY HAS ONE. (I am clearly still in denial my cat is dead, yes.)

Among all the weeaboo bibles I saw, there was the MANGA BIBLE, which is certainly a blasphemy among WAY too many people. They didn't even do a good job, what the hell. I might also add THERE WERE MORE THAN ONE. I saw a book entitled something to the effect of GOD'S VIEWS ON MODERN SEX. I hope its about being a gay dude, cause everyone knows he's getting it on with Lucifer. I got me a reference book for my translation purposes.

I need to finish wrapping gifts, and bake my ass off, since my family is DEMANDING SWEETS but no one else is making effort. Hrm. I wanna make Pfefferkuchen since I only have storebought ones, but I don't have the stuff to make them. ;___; I also have to make that horrible squishy red crap. (Remember that stuff you found in the fridge that one time Yinghua? My faily actually LIKES that.)